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We Will Give You the World

A screenshot of our new newsletter.
A screenshot of our new newsletter.

Well, we can’t really give you the world. But if you give us five minutes per month, you can get the latest super exciting news from the Lower Polk Community Benefit District!

Our most recent email newsletter takes only five minutes to read, yet features the following:

  1. A five minute trick that can save you thousands of dollars.
  2. Why we are now talking major trash.
  3. A common household chemical that saves us hundreds of hours per year. (And why no “goats” were harmed in the making of this story.)
  4. The straight poop (on poop).
  5. And more. . . 

Not only is our newletter pretty awesome (if we do say so ourselves), it’s also brand new. In fact, we weren’t even sure that people would read it. But according to our stats, it’s doing wa-a-a-y better than most email newsletters. This tells us that we are doing something right!

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If you are interested in joining all the fun, just click over to our Contact Us page right here. Then just fill it out and make sure you leave the little box at the bottom “checked.” You will get a confirming email that you will need to respond to. And that’s it. If you wish to unsubscribe, you can do so at any time. But please don’t unsubscribe, because you will miss some of the even cooler stories we have planned coming up. Not only that, but it’s only five minutes per month of your time.

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